as excerpted from Turn Left: The Unintentional Adventures of Z Kooper

“Important Things We Think About A Lot” – Episode 11

Join hosts Cypress and Dmitri Self as they undertake a deeply serious academic exploration of extradimensional theorist Gurney Poe’s groundbreaking work on dimensional hierarchy, temporal elasticity, and why the third dimension has the best cocktails. Through the lens of chaos theory and with occasional nod to their next-level skills in overthinking, the Self siblings unpack Poe’s controversial assertion that the fourth dimension would be way more fun if punchlines worked there.

Note: No actual physicists were harmed in the making of this podcast, though several were a little sleepy.