“Important Things We Think About A Lot” – Episode 11

Cypress and Dmitri Self reviewed Gurney Poe’s thesis on dimensional physics. Poe, a fifth-dimensional idiot wrangler who’s spent twelve centuries fixing timeline catastrophes, was listening. Then he called in.

What follows is six minutes of Poe attempting to guide these two earnest hosts toward a singular goal: ending the conversation. Just stopping. Saying “goodbye” and meaning it.

They just can’t do it.

When Poe suggests they’re proving his thesis in real time? They analyze the suggestion.
He demands they call him Uncle Wigglypants? They examine the implications.
He offers bacon and cookies to please just stop talking? They debate the ethics.

By the time Poe escapes for breakfast, they don’t even notice he’s gone. They’re too busy analyzing why someone might leave.

Six minutes. Zero exits executed successfully. Make some popcorn and settle in.