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			<title>Introducing Z Kooper and The Zookeepers: A Psychedelic Explosion at The Jabberwock</title>
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			<title>I&#8217;m Floyd. When you scan the QR code, I&#8217;ll know.</title>
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			<title>Five Stars. I&#8217;m Furious About It.</title>
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			<title>A Critical Analysis of Gurney Poe’s &#8220;How Time Works&#8221;</title>
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			<title>Books? I can do books.</title>
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			<title>How Time Works: A Defense of the Third Dimension</title>
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			<title>It Doesn’t Always Work</title>
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			<title>Book One. Newton, Kansas.</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 14 Mar 2026 21:28:20 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>Field Notes: It&#8217;s Probably Nothing</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 03 Jan 2026 03:08:59 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>The Legend of the Vlargsfjell Incident: My Account</title>
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			<title>The Human in the Machine: Z Kooper is the Useful Idiot Saving Your Ass</title>
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